I dont understand the couch one


dogbomber:

It’s no secret that I like Lady Knights like, a lot. I put together a little randomizer as a sort of exercise. Then I thought, why not share it?

So here’s the thing. Five categories of traits. Pick three and run with it! Bonus challenge: do all five categories. And of course you’re free to add to the categories if what you want isn’t in there. Have fun with it! Don’t forget to tag #Lady Knights so I can see the cool stuff you come up with!

Here’s my starter to kick things off: Fists, Top Heavy, Nervous, Indian, Shark/Piscine.


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unscriptedmonologues:

Always reblog the Evil Giraffe


kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE


saehaven:

I met josh franceschi again today and while me and my friends were waiting some girl started crying to josh and all he said was ‘she’s just crying because I’m not as attractive in person as she thought I was’


mxjoyride:

primadorton:

somebody translate before i die

my spanish is kind of rusty and i’m not a native speaker, so if I’ve translated any of this incorrectly or too literally, someone whose spanish is better than mine should step in
—
New Family Member
Alberto del Río"The Boss"Happy to cut his third baby’s umbilical cord, who will be his last child.
Alberto del Río, the most famous Mexican wrestler in the world and his wife, Angela are more than happy to have become parents for the third time to a precious daughter named Sophie; joy arrived to the fighting family with this new family member, who will be the Del Rios’ last child.  In an exclusive interview, The Boss shares this great moment with TVyNovelas, where Alberto saw the birth of one of his children for the first time, as he couldn’t attend the prior births due to work issues, here are the emotional moments of the happy arrival.
Interviewer:  Alberto, congratulations on the birth of your baby.
Alberto del Río: Thank you very much, I feel very happy, without a doubt the arrival of a child is a blessing.  For the first time, I could be at the birth of one of my children.  With my other two children, with work commitments, I couldn’t be there for such a special moment.
Interviewer:  Being with your wife in childbirth must have been a unique experience.
Alberto del Río:  It was incredible to cut the cord.  They gave her to me after they cleaned her, and I was the first person to see her open her little eyes.  It was marvelous.  I love all of my children and they’re my whole life.
Interviewer:  How are your children Joseph and Estephanie taking the arrival of their little sister?
Alberto del Río:  When Estephanie was born, my son Joseph got jealous, and I said from the beginning, and now that Sophie is born, Estephanie is also very jealous.  The moment she first saw me carrying her, she pulled on my pants and wanted me to carry her, too.
Interviewer:  Now there are more reasons to happily come home.
Alberto del Río:  I always tell them they are the light that shows me the way home.  Now imagine three. I’m very happy.  I know as they grow it will be more fun.  I love all my children, but I know now that after this child we’re not having any more children — I’m having a vasectomy the last week in May.

mxjoyride:

primadorton:

somebody translate before i die

my spanish is kind of rusty and i’m not a native speaker, so if I’ve translated any of this incorrectly or too literally, someone whose spanish is better than mine should step in

New Family Member

Alberto del Río
"The Boss"
Happy to cut his third baby’s umbilical cord, who will be his last child.

Alberto del Río, the most famous Mexican wrestler in the world and his wife, Angela are more than happy to have become parents for the third time to a precious daughter named Sophie; joy arrived to the fighting family with this new family member, who will be the Del Rios’ last child.  In an exclusive interview, The Boss shares this great moment with TVyNovelas, where Alberto saw the birth of one of his children for the first time, as he couldn’t attend the prior births due to work issues, here are the emotional moments of the happy arrival.

Interviewer:  Alberto, congratulations on the birth of your baby.

Alberto del Río: Thank you very much, I feel very happy, without a doubt the arrival of a child is a blessing.  For the first time, I could be at the birth of one of my children.  With my other two children, with work commitments, I couldn’t be there for such a special moment.

Interviewer:  Being with your wife in childbirth must have been a unique experience.

Alberto del Río:  It was incredible to cut the cord.  They gave her to me after they cleaned her, and I was the first person to see her open her little eyes.  It was marvelous.  I love all of my children and they’re my whole life.

Interviewer:  How are your children Joseph and Estephanie taking the arrival of their little sister?

Alberto del Río:  When Estephanie was born, my son Joseph got jealous, and I said from the beginning, and now that Sophie is born, Estephanie is also very jealous.  The moment she first saw me carrying her, she pulled on my pants and wanted me to carry her, too.

Interviewer:  Now there are more reasons to happily come home.

Alberto del Río:  I always tell them they are the light that shows me the way home.  Now imagine three. I’m very happy.  I know as they grow it will be more fun.  I love all my children, but I know now that after this child we’re not having any more children — I’m having a vasectomy the last week in May.


Daniel Bryan + Josie


torisora:

i-i dont know im sorry

i just

thought these dorks could be good friends ////;


i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day


chalriepace:

dingdongyouarewrong:

draqua:

There’s a difference between a female character who exists in a story and has a romantic relationship with a male character versus a female character who exists in a story to have a romantic relationship with a male character

rose tyler vs river song


itsbuttcapetime:

Oh god i’ve done a thing
Don’t be a lemon, be a rosebud!

itsbuttcapetime:

Oh god i’ve done a thing

Don’t be a lemon, be a rosebud!


patrickkingart:

In which Bray Wyatt lets Windham Rotunda go, at least for a little while.

patrickkingart:

In which Bray Wyatt lets Windham Rotunda go, at least for a little while.


justplainsomething:

batgirlrising:

moriarty:

saunterdown:

baruchsbalthamos:

littleblueartist:

never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit

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and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch. a bitch. for being brave enough to publicly tell them what was so annoying about a still continuing problem for women in media

"You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” - scarlett johansson

god i feel horrible for her. i feel horrible for every single woman in this world. and it was to the point where she decided to get breast reduction surgery for her to be taken more seriously as an actress. what the hell is wrong with everybody

and i never, ever understood the hate towards anne hathaway. new york times magazine stated “Anne Hathaway practically demands that we love her.” fucking wrong. anne never gave a shit about looking stuck up when she was out there on stage, preaching for gay rights and how wrong it is for men to constantly sexualize and put down women in the media in every single interview where a man asked the bullshit question “what diet plan did you use for your role in les mis, i bet every single girl wants to know”. she knew a backlash would come from for being so strong and forceful with her retortive statements, but they saved the people that mattered.

and another point. kristen stewart. why in the hell do people hate kristen stewart as a person. women today are expected to act pretty. nice. be respectful 24/7, never argue back, smile pretty, be a lady. don’t make rash, argumentative statements, because if you do, you are not a lady. this is a message our society tries to suffocate women with. kristen stewart will not smile for you, or act like a fuckin lady for you, because that is not her character

yet people hate her because she decides to be herself. “god kristen, you gotta smile some more, talk more ladylike”

what in the fuck for? absolutely nobody knows kristen stewart’s personality. she’s a private person. but just because she refuses to lie through her teeth to seem like a respectable, golden lady of hollywood, she’s considered a bitch. “do this or that because if you don’t you aint a lady” god fuckin damn all of you

its really early in the morning and i cant think straight so if my rant seems messy im sorry 

PS… douche in the first gif is the same interviewer who pulled the same stunt on Anne Hathaway during her TDKR press tour.

None for you, Jerry Penacoli, none for you.

The best thing about both of these moments is that in both cases (even though it’s hard to tell with how this particular gifset is cropped), Renner and Downey are both obviously reacting negatively to the comment but just sit back and let Scarlett rip into the douchebags. Cause they know she’s got the situation fucking covered.


jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard


alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water